You may not recognize her with out a nipple or two showing, but this is Bai Ling. The usually naked/not so talented actress was arrested at LAX airport Wednesday for allegedly stealing two magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop.

This begs the question, what kind of magazines did she steal and were the batteries the right type for say…..something purse size that vibrates? Nothing passes the time on the long flight like joining the mile high club solo.

Is it odd that Barron Hilton had to get a girl friend to bail him out of jail and not his parents? Barron was arrested Wednesday for drunk driving and nearly killing an innocent gas station attendant.

The New York Daily News and Star magazine have connected the dots and now claim they think that the quickie little trip that Britney Spears took to Mexico last month was to get a quickie marriage to Adnan Ghalib. We don’t know if we buy this one or not since we haven’t seen camera man with Britney since her first day out of the loony bin.

Really, the only logical explanation for Britney Spears’ wild jaunt to Mexico last month was that she was going to get married, but it took Star magazine to connect the dots. The glossy says she “secretly wed” lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit - which is legally meaningless, as he has not yet divorced his previous wife, AzLynn Berry. Star ed Candace Trunzo tells me: “Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist.” More interestingly, the mag says Spears gave Ghalib $250,000 to grease AzLynn’s exit. She allegedly told her lawyers, who had imposed a grand-a-day spending limit, that she needed the cash for a new Mercedes.

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