I’m pretty sure that Brooke Hogan would be a pretty effective full back in the NFL. You know, the type of back the blast through the line of scrimmage to block out 240 pound line backers. In fact, I think she could knock over guys like Junior Seau. She is just rough. Her legs definitely come from her dad’s side, look at the manly definition. I bet she has a mean game face.

She is pretty much carrying that guy effortlessly. I bet he is terrified secretly, or gay and is into her.  I just couldn’t date a girl that bench pressed more than me. It would just seem way too odd. And gay. Her shoulders are excessively broad.

I feel like a bad person writing this, but oh well, it’s true.

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I’m pretty sure that Brooke Hogan would be a pretty effective full back in the NFL. You know, the type of back the blast through the line of scrimmage to block out 240 pound line backers. In fact, I think she could knock over guys like Junior Seau. She is just rough. Her legs definitely come from her dad’s side, look at the manly definition. I bet she has a mean game face.

She is pretty much carrying that guy effortlessly. I bet he is terrified secretly, or gay and is into her.  I just couldn’t date a girl that bench pressed more than me. It would just seem way too odd. And gay. Her shoulders are excessively broad.

I feel like a bad person writing this, but oh well, it’s true.

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Katie Price did another signing for Jordan: Pushed to the limit.

I think the only person that cared less than me about this signing was Katie, who looks about as happy as a guy in the waiting room just before he gets his prostate checked. I mean, her outfit looks like she is heading to Target after this to pick up some toilet paper. Her makeup is very Orange County Houswife looking.

Just overall, not a good combo going on here. However, I would love to get a signing from her. A private one.

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And what a great interview they are. Those babies look amazing if you ask me. It really is unfortunate that Christina continues to sport the Vegas Hard Rock hotel hooker look. She could try for a touch of class here and there. But hey, $500 sounds good to me any day.

These are taken from her appearance on Ellen yesterday. Ellen must have been very impressed with those knockers.

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The Sun says, Reportedly the beauty, whose naked pictures were leaked on to the net last year, is sitting underneath a Christmas tree wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a red thong.
She says to the camera: “I’ve been a good girl this year.”
Then boyfriend ZAC EFRON appears before nature takes its course.

Um. Wow. My Thursday has absolutely been made. How unbelievably hot does that sound? Except of course for the Zac Efron arousal part, which kind of made me sick, and made me think the entire story was a sham.

I can say one thing for certain, I have been naughty. Very very naughty. I would 100 percent be down for this kind of girlfriend. Man, I am really not living the life I always imagined.

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And what a great interview they are. Those babies look amazing if you ask me. It really is unfortunate that Christina continues to sport the Vegas Hard Rock hotel hooker look. She could try for a touch of class here and there. But hey, $500 sounds good to me any day.

These are taken from her appearance on Ellen yesterday. Ellen must have been very impressed with those knockers.

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